forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
He drew a bath for me. It was only cute until he started throwing in celery and calling me soup.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
how do you not remember that?! you winked at the bouncer and then proceeded to grind on him while chugging a beer. i don't know if i should be proud or embarrassed to be your friend
I was wearing the shirt my little sister got for her birthday when the condom broke. I finally have it back to her and told her it was bad luck
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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