I mean, you're like my second best best friend we're so close I can't believe you'd do that to me
hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
he said he doesnt sext because the government can tap that kind of shit too. no boobie pics for him.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
It was incredible. For as long as I live, I will gladly drop whatever I'm doing and spend a night with her face between my legs ANY time she asks.
I am decidedly straight, but I'll write it into my wedding vows if I have to.
I'm not breaking up with him because his husky is having puppies.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
She called me at 2am crying because her late night booty call moved out of state
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