I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
We just won 1800 at the casino and are going to the strip club. Who gives a fuck if it's 5pm
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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