btw ... thanks for not giving me up as the craigslist killer
i owe you one
thanks for snagging those panties for me
im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
they ran out of cups so I just drank out of a cowbell.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
This dude is being a total douche
Just because it's Christmas Eve does not mean the liquor store has to give you a free bottle of peppermint schnapps
Nothing says walk of shame better than a onesie and a 12 pack of corona..
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
No, this is non-alcoholic oatmeal.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
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