...., I just tried brushing my hair wothh a toothbrushg. fail
ps not my toothbrush awkward.
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
I need ur penis! This is not drunk texting, either! This is I need ur penis texting. There IS a difference!
At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.
In a tragic sexting typo, I typed the word "blobjob". Now she's coming over and I have no idea what I'm in for...
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
He ate me out like a beaver on a tree. I've never been so scared in my life
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
I told her my cab was outside the club and that I had to go, but I think we both knew this wasn't going anywhere past the sloppy bathroom handjob.
must go to store soon wiping with panty liner ugh
I should be trashily making out with an air force cadet in the beach volleyball court by now
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
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