they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
he confessed his love for me, threw up on my pillow and then fell asleep on said pillow. i met him last night.
better than last weekend. things are really looking up for you.
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
you better believe me or I'll punch you in the face
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
Yup, totally tried cooking bacon in the dryer last night.
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
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