She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
My mother just made an innapropriate gesture with a cucumber while grocery shopping at whole foods... Then she said "bitches love cucumbers" and all this time i thought i was adopted
Last night I was introduced as the Picasso of getting fucked up so I obviously had to live up to it by chugging long islands
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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