Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
Is that you who's passed out on my treadmill?
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
I am gifting my birthday sex to you, but its okay because I can always just have birthday vibrator.
Homophobes nationwide are huddled in their bunkers tonight and I can't stop giggling. Could be the wine.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
Randomize