your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I would have at least made out with you if you were showered.
that's an acceptable place to lick
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Just for once I'd like my first interaction with a new GP to not be an obvious sex injury.
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
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