let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
Sorry for trying to wake you up by slapping your ass with a fruit 2 go.
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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