You think if I promise to behave for the rest of my life, god will let me fuck her on the regular?
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
You can trust me. I'm unemployed and not wearing pants.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
