i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
Whenever ur ready we need breakfast and a psychic.
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
what did you hear about me?
that you are a very nice girl and a pleasure to be around
that was hard to say and not laugh
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
It is a sign that I need a fresh start when Kelly Clarksons new album tells the story of my life.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I am stoned, not wearing a bra, and a woman. There is no way in fuck I am getting on a fucking bus.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
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