I couldn't get internet on my iPod in this hotel room for porn, so I made due with UFC.
I'm not sure what to say to that.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
It's not a funeral, it's a celebration of life. Going commando AND braless is really just honoring him!
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
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