wake up i wanna do it froggy style
And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
Your cock deserves a montage
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
I have to stop letting him stay all weekend. I feel like a cored apple.
But I don't wanna live with them bc I need to be able to walk around naked and sex on any surface guilt free.
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
why does every cop we meet know your name?
My theme for the night was drink diego drink! Unfortunately Dora was not there to navigate me to the bathroom
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