We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
yeah, he just sent me a picture of himself with his shirt off.... It didnt turn me on, it just made me want to buy him a big mac....
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
I like the wholesome side of you
I'm so goddamned horny I could use all my pent up energy to tear a redwood out by its roots.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
so it took us like 45 minutes to get into the party.... then when we wanted to leave we were blocked and forced to stay.
....you got kicked INTO a party??
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
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