Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
We can make salsa ya know, maybe even some hot sauce. That doesn't mean we're married.
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
dude, never take two tylenol pm and smoke three bowls. i feel like i'm covered in cold ants.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
Put down the Captain Crunch and get over here. It’s a dickfest!!
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