Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I had to fart so bad so i let it go hoping it would be quiet, it was loud and shit came out!!! and i couldnt leave because her parents were behind me
Drunk man just did a hand stand, fell over, knocked over a whole table of desserts, and didnt lose his cowboy hat. winner.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
I WOKE UP IN A FUCKING DOG BED HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
A girl showed up in my tinder and I have it set to only men... I super liked her because I need a lesbian experience
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