roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I never kept track of who else he slept with. You think I have the time or the energy to keep track of every dick in my life?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Idk. Im in a bed. the walls are wood. There's a deer mount.. im afraid to turn over and see who's next to me but he's violently cuddly.
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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