It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
on the brightside, the semester can only get better from getting a dui at 8 am on the first day.
your optimism is becoming unhealthy
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
at the hospital. he locked himself in the kitchen, said he was making beer batter shrimp. don't know if it's the mercury poisoning, alcohol poisoning or second degree burns they're holding him for, but i've got a pretty guess.
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
Whiskey and I have a long and stories tradition of excellence
I want to lick his teeth again. Is that a creepy thing to say?
So after taking my shirt off, he pulls my bra off like a hockey jersey. FUCKIN PRO. Guy knew what he wanted.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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