I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Also, fighting a very strong urge to nickname your dick Whitey Bulger, at least for today.
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Why can't I live in a world where my only 2 options are rum bikini hot tub party or masturbating?
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
How do you politely tell a guy that you only kissed him so he would shut the fuck up?
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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