he shaved USA in his pubs
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
It's a pretty amazing thing to watch... He used "Rad tits" as his pick up line of the night. And it worked... 3 times
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Remember last time I drank with my mom? I asked if I got my dick sucking abilities from her.
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
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