For the millionth time in his career, Brett Favre has screwed over the Vikings
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Last night I passed a kidney stone as I came inside her. Worst. Experience. Ever.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
My roommates said duck dynasty was stupid ... toto i don't believe we're in kansas anymore.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Hopefully they won't bring up last year's Christmas party. I kind of predicted my great aunt's death...
You know tonight's gonna be a good night when your already planning on sleeping in a trunk
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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