he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
I thought i'd save money with No Heat November but the amount of whiskey i have to buy to stay warm is probably adding up to more than a heat bill.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
But like now I know, men who are vegetarians are significantly worse in bed.
I'm terrified that I'm going to have a baby with a guy who posts snapchat stories while ignoring my texts
Most of my life can be described like an HBO prison drama.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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