you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
Had a speaker in class today. She asked whats the first question when you see someone pregnant. I said whos the father? She was looking for "is it a boy or a girl?"
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
You kept yelling "wood grain wheel" and grinding on fat chicks.
The hell is wrong with me
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
THIS FUCKNUGGET
DOES HE EVEN REALIZE HOW MANY INCREDIBLE INSULTS I'VE WASTED ON HIM
I'VE INSULTED THE EVERLOVING SHIT OUT OF HIM AND HE CAN'T EVEN APPRECIATE IT
THE HO
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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