she has no idea who harrison ford is.
see that's why i'd never date someone born in the 90s
So did the night end well for you?
I stole a traffic cone and drunk texted my sister because i couldn't think of any other girl to text
even my worst enemy doesn't deserve a bush like that
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
I'm excited for him and his new girlfriend. I'm just going to miss his penis is what I'm saying.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
Randomize
