Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I just used my thong as a hair tie. I think I reached my limit.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
The boat wouldn't start, so we brought it back to her house and we've been sitting in it in her driveway for the past 5 hours drinking beer and yelling at peoplee.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
It reeks of weed and poor life decisions in here
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
Look, all I'm saying is that you're going to be a great Vodka Mom.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
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