If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
I remember doing shots of gin, then I have this strange memory of us making out in the womens room at waffle house.
I regret none of it.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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