i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Omg. I bid $3000 on a cave in Afghanistan on EBay last night.
i wanna pet his head its so fluffy. were gonna open a petting zoo
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
I love 4am trips to the ER. I feel so responsible for actually making it all the way here.
I almost wanna stick a tampon in and sneeze bent over to see if it actually shoots out
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
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