It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Secondly, that waffle is lost for good. I have no fucking idea where that bitch is
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize