Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
he told me I talked like a deaf person
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I'm in the city buying alcohol. I just got warned by a homeless man on the street that I shouldn't look so pretty "in these parts"
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Omg my orgasm just made the fucking sun come out. Clearly my libido controls the weather now.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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