i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He just showed me a video of his erect penis moving to the beet of the music when he was high, I think I'm in love.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
I smell like hot dogs and captain morgan it's 11:20 am what is my life
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
so the kid in line in front of me at walmart just bought roses and a Plan B pill. Happy Valentines Day.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
You start to question your party girl tendencies when you're wearing the same shirt you wore the night before to work and you're trying to get last nights Jell-O shot off the sleeve on your way to work
Having to do the walk of shame on crutches was defiently a first for me. cheers to the governor, klove
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