People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
You just managed to turn Doctor Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
Doing the walk of shame from the back of a Jeep to the porta potty it's parked next to while your dad watches is not what you want.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
I'm eating an ice cream cone and pooping. Don't know how I'm gonna wipe.
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