She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
he asked me to "shake his dick" when he introduced himself, playing naked football with you in our living room. $100 says you two get married one day.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
ah lol cocaine is strange when I dose I feel like an elephant running through a grocery store
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