But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot of jack daniels and said "chaser." This cant be real life.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Yeah, I probably scared him away when I drunkenly told him we'd have beautiful children
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Just read the 12 signs you're a horrible roommate post and fucking in your roommate's bed wasn't on the list, so I'm a pretty awesome roommate.
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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