you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
His last Google search was "will sperm ruin the retina display on Apple products?"
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
Just puked most of my soul out..
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