Yo I'm just eating dinner now. U ready to go out?
Ya ya. Where you eating?
Cereal and beer. U kno u want in.
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Stoned. Scared. Bring pool noodle and onion rings.
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
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