I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
i dont nkow, theres a guy slesping next to me and im wearing 8 tsthirts? wtf happened last night? will you come get me.
i think im in thre room next to you
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
Last night drunk me texted a sure to be hungover me my class schedule and locations for today. I'm like a mom preparing her child for the first day of school
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
its not college until your roomate walks in on you having sex in his bed. twice
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
So much Jack, so little girl.
Her tramp stamp said call me maybe. You should have run for the nearest decontamination shower immediately.
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Randomize
