PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
I was totes going to lose it to him last night, but I cried and we ate mexican food instead.
I threw a lamp at you?
Yes, yes you did.
Awesome
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