I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
Babe, Have you see my pants?
Try Jay street in Brooklyn.. that's where I last remember seeing them.
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
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