I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I wish alcohol would automatically work as birth control if you have sex drunk.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I just found a grey hair. On my nipple. Fuck you too, Mother Nature.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
it's like my ID runs away from me when it knows it's time for me to drink
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Randomize