Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
I just had a dream where Bob Saget recognized me from when I hung out with him in a dream I had months ago.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
I'm going to knit you a pair of furry handcuffs. And you said that knitting class was dumb.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
You know you're doing college wrong when you have to bail your RA out of jail
He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
... and this time i WILL NOT make out with anyone dressed as batman.
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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