i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
IM HUNGOVER AT MOTHERS DAY BRUNCH AND A NUN FROM CHURCH JOINED US
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
If you recall, I made a Zoolander reference almost immediately after you pulled out of me the first time we had sex.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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