i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
Now I'm at the gym and I never want to leave. It's a combo of adderall and endorphins and I don't want it to go away
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
she just announce I'm david copper field and tried to shove a napkin down my throat
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
It was one of those nights where you get back from the bar and end up staying up till 3AM beating off to facebook photos of girls from college
the problem is i have six tabs of acid in my freezer and no self control
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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