We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
Never in my life have I been so excited to nap as I am right now.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
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