I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
I blacked out after running into my soc TA in the beer garden. came to dancing on the speakers at major lazer and making out with said TA.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
Dude, I'm telling you, date younger. He brought pizza, made me squirt twice, and then left to immediately go to brunch with his mom.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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