C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
I feel like I got hit by a truck. Or a baby dinosaur. One of them ran over my body and then stuck me in a blender of fire and storm clouds
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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