Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
He tried to carry her to her room after she passed out, but when he picked her up she came back to, saw him, screamed rape and pulled out her vuvuzela app and blasting it like a rape whistle.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
He will. He has no choice. What's he gonna do? Find a better fuck buddy? We both know that's not possible. I'm the ideal friend with benefit. Minus snoring and uneven tits.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
We did hand stuff while watching teenage mutant ninja turtles so I guess you could say it's getting serious
He sent me a flaccid dick pic from the bathroom at the bar and he said I'm sorry it's not all hard and good looking. Props to him - I did ask for a pic.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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