Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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