It's like God shit irony all over that family
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
even your uterus rejects him.
apparently my uterus is the smartest part of my body.
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I tried to explain to the cop how we all have skeletons in our closets but he just wouldn't listen.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
It seems I've entered my 21st birthday the same way I entered this world: naked, crying and smothered in someone else's bodily fluids...
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
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