nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
There is a strange man mowing my lawn. Best day ever.
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
i really thought "pants-shitting drunk" was an unreachable level until last night
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
Now you know my pain. Live with it. Own it. Recognize it. Cause its like shitting napalm.
I'm still a bit day drunk and decided to go for a run. You may get a snapchat of me vomiting soon
He started yelling "you tha man!" while I was reverse cowgirl
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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