My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
You told him you were auditioning guys for your new show: "So You Think You Can Fuck."
Best pick-up line ever!
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
Waiting outside the STD clinic 30 min before it opens already in a line up. It's like were all waiting for a concert that no ones really pumped for
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
Woke up next to a tiki torch spooning a plastic flamingo on a welcome mat i've never seen before with a "happy valentines day" balloon tied to my wrist, oh yeah and "i am a cougar" is written on my chest in sharpee and all the kitchen furniture is upside down...
STDs are my biggest fear, besides whales. They're so fucking big.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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