i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
Apparently 'ewww' is not the correct response to him saying he has to go to a funeral while I'm there.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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