Do you have swine flu?
I know my taste in men is not always top notch; however, I don't sleep with swine.
Pigs, yes. Swine, no.
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
I actually told the people in the movie theatre to give me a cup and I would dip water from the toilet before I paid $4.50 for a bottle of water.
He just said "I made some changes in my life. The male g-spot is in the rectum and I wanted to explore that."
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
I'm so horny
I have no idea who this is, but I'm up for a lecture on self-respect
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
My mom just looked at me and said; "You've been pretty bitchy lately do you need some dick?" WTF has happened to me?
A bitchslap is in order.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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