How can she be afraid to give you a blowjob? It's not like your penis is going to turn on her and eat her.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
She showed up to the party with a live octopus and a 30 pack that was already half gone
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
It's okay though. My mom didn't believe that they were mine cuz they were magnums. Having a surprisingly large penis ftw
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
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