what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
They both told everyone they fell in a mud puddle
Oh they definetly fell in the mud, repeatedly, on top of each other
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I slept in bed with them the night they met. I once peed on the bride. And now I get to give a speech at their wedding. Piece of cake.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
I'm running on 2 hours of sleep. Just spent 6 minutes staring at the back of my hand thinking: "I don't really know this that well"
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
Someone explain to me why I woke up to find a stolen shopping cart in my room...
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
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