Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I think my nap took me to another dimension
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
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