I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
his dog just threw up on me too. its like im a throwup magnet to that family.
had a convo with my professor before class while peeing... new level of awkward or a breakthrough in our relationship? i feel like there is no longer a professional boundary.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
She said we couldnt stop drinking until there were enough bottles to make a fort. so we could have sex in our "bottle castle"
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I am that special "drink water and be grateful I'm alive" kind of hungover
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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