yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
She licked my face when I was on the phone with a customer and I just laughed. Im not sure if thats good or bad
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Ate 5 hotdogs today. You need to get me back on my tequila diet cause this shit has to stop!
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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